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{"type":"standard","title":"Kranji Reservoir Park","displaytitle":"Kranji Reservoir Park","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27963552","titles":{"canonical":"Kranji_Reservoir_Park","normalized":"Kranji Reservoir Park","display":"Kranji Reservoir Park"},"pageid":51970582,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Kranji_Reservoir_Park_%283188431046%29.jpg/330px-Kranji_Reservoir_Park_%283188431046%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Kranji_Reservoir_Park_%283188431046%29.jpg","width":3008,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260568066","tid":"e0795d61-afeb-11ef-ba32-d709aaf86c12","timestamp":"2024-12-01T13:55:09Z","description":"Park in Singapore","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":1.43969444,"lon":103.73780556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kranji_Reservoir_Park","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kranji_Reservoir_Park?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kranji_Reservoir_Park?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kranji_Reservoir_Park"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kranji_Reservoir_Park","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kranji_Reservoir_Park","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kranji_Reservoir_Park?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kranji_Reservoir_Park"}},"extract":"Kranji Reservoir Park is a 9-hectare park located next to Kranji Reservoir along Kranji Way in Singapore. It overlooks Johor Straits and is a favourite hotspot among fishing enthusiasts and weekend picnickers. Facilities include seventeen fishing grounds, pavilions and benches. The park's two fishing grounds Z and F are opened from 6am to 11pm daily. A war memorial plaque at the park serves to honor the brave soldiers who died while resisting the Japanese invasion during the Battle of Kranji in World War II.","extract_html":"
Kranji Reservoir Park is a 9-hectare park located next to Kranji Reservoir along Kranji Way in Singapore. It overlooks Johor Straits and is a favourite hotspot among fishing enthusiasts and weekend picnickers. Facilities include seventeen fishing grounds, pavilions and benches. The park's two fishing grounds Z and F are opened from 6am to 11pm daily. A war memorial plaque at the park serves to honor the brave soldiers who died while resisting the Japanese invasion during the Battle of Kranji in World War II.
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Léon Serpollet was a French engineer and developer of flash steam boilers and steam automobiles.
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Caught Napping is a 1959 comedy play by the British writer Geoffrey Lumsden.
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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